Real name: Tony Lockyer
Age: Stone age
Height: Unknown (he's always on the ground)
Weight: For his next cigarette
Occupation: Inventor of the square wheel
Position: Next to the First aid bag
Tries: Last a full game without injury
Conversions: Stone age to Iron age
Awards: Most swear words in one sentence
Injuries: A perfect example why animals are put down
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