Derek Sharland

Nickname:
Dwreck

Real name:
Derek Sharland

Age:
Lies about it

Height:
5'6 standing up 4'1 lying down

Weight:
For him to tie his boot laces

Occupation:
Hole Digger

Position:
Down a hole

Tries:
To avoid any hospital passes from Ross

Conversions:
Goes from bad to worse

Awards:
Being able to tie his boot laces 19/11/2005

Injuries:
Forever moaning about his injuries