Rocky Adams

Nickname:
Rocky

Real name:
Richard Adams

Age:
Does he look like he can count that high?

Height:
Of innocence

Weight:
For him to catch up with play

Occupation:
Sumo Wrestler

Position:
On his back most of the time

Tries:
To retire every Season

Conversions:
Pounds to Kilos

Awards:
Weight watchers slimmer of the week

Injuries:
He's caused a few