Martin Broome

Nickname:
Steptoe

Real name:
Martin Broom

Age:
Before beauty

Height:
Never been measured he doesn't want to upset his hair

Weight:
For Ross to put the ball in

Occupation:
Gardener / Rag and bone man

Position:
Hooker ( Sells his body for beer )

Tries:
To unsuccessfully have a conversation whilst pissed

Conversions:
Wellington to Wivey

Awards:
Proof (that drinking is bad for you)

Injuries:
Bad hair