Ben Elkins

Nickname:
Baldie

Real name:
Ben Elkins

Age:
Am I at maths teacher??

Height:
Does it include the thumb on top his head?

Weight:
For his wife to let him play

Occupation:
Education

Position:
Under the thumb

Tries:
To hide his hair loss

Conversions:
A tenner For two fives

Awards:
Degree in being under the thumb

Injuries:
Broken Finger nail