Pete Thompson

Nickname:
Thomo

Real name:
Peter Thompson

Age:
England was still attached to France when he was born

Height:
1 Inch before Viagra, 2 Inches after!

Weight:
For a while for someone else to go to the bar

Occupation:
Friend, councillor and shoulder to cry on

Position:
Next to the toilet at his age he has to be quick

Tries:
To escape by 7.30 pm

Conversions:
Catholic to C of E

Awards:
Worst dressed Superhero '2003'

Injuries:
Only when he arrives home too late