Chester Locke

Nickname:
Betty Swallerks

Real name:
Chester Locke

Age
You ask him, I'm not going to

Height:
Of boredom

Weight:
While he changes the barrel

Occupation:
Bar manager

Position:
Behind the bar

Tries:
To water down the beer

Conversions:
Rumour has it that Chester is also known as Betty

Awards:
Hairiest legs at the club '1991','1992','2000'

Injuries:
Beer belly whiplash