Robert Aplin

Nickname:
Hi De High or Yetti

Real name:
Robert Aplin

Age:
Is just a number

Height:
5"1

Weight:
For him to finish his pint

Occupation:
MOT Inspector ( Ministry Of Tents )

Position:
Usually, on a barstool to the left of his missus

Tries:
You got to be joking !!

Conversions:
Loft

Neck:
None

Ears:
Ruined