Chris Burston

Nickname:
Old Grumpy

Real name:
Chris Burston

Age:
60+

Height:
Of intelligence

Weight:
While he gets his hearing aid

Occupation:
Are you mad?, this man retired before most of us were born

Position:
Hunched over in the corner

Tries:
Not to lose his bus-pass

Conversions:
Imperial to metric

Awards:
Most abstract pitch markings '2001' ,'2002' ,'2003'

Injuries:
Touch Judge wrist